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Tensor: This is ecstasy manifested into flesh.
Pinion-Runnel: The idea has been given form. It thrusts its body in our direction.
Tensor: We will possess her.
Pinion-Runnel: She belongs to us as do all females.
Tensor: It has been a very long time for me.
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