First vapor is like being sealed in a tent with a mound of dirty diapers. Strong presence of burnt metal and some sort of digestive enzyme. Finishes with a bile presence.



One of the finest Scotch Whiskies on the American market. Cherry, walnut, car exhaust. You will see the skeleton of death. He will appear to you and you will want to go to him to escape this whisky. Highly recommended.



A mature Scotch with a strong bite. The sort of thing that a devil might challenge a cowboy to drink in a rigged contest for the cowboy's soul.



Scalding vomit in a funnel would be better than a sip of this. Strong nose of poison. It's poison. Don't pretend this isn't poison.


– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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