Lovely golden color and a nutty, spicy taste covering for rail yard lagoon water drained from a hobo murder crime scene.



A honey-hued dram that is forward with the taste of ground glass easing into a piquant rusty piss bucket kept on a hot plate that is sure to warm your belly.



12 year blended Scotch with a golden color and visible vapors. Possibly mislabeled solvent. Great if you are trying to strip rust off the hull of a raised shipwreck.



An orange-nosed youngling with a hint of anise and the bold taste of grease from a jet's landing gear. Not even cartoon character would drink something this bad on a dare.


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