The great thing about communication online is that it brings everyone together - no matter how far apart they are physically or ideologically. Here we are all just bytes. Discourse is distilled into pure information, and information leads to understanding.
Most internet experts agree that within five years there will be no sexism or racism - at least on the world wide web itself. In the cold light of technology and progress all those hateful feelings will be revealed as illogical, to be replaced with "web rings" about the X-Files.
Wh-OOOOA! What's happening? Why's everything flying apart?!?
Take my hand, I see a stable platform in the distance! It seems to be the epicenter of this madness. What could it be?
Mother of God.
Those bastards pushed the launch date forward. I thought we had the better part of a decade to prepare for this. I thought we'd have time to fix things...
Looks like a disaster - sort of like my last date! Haha
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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