While some domesticated animals eat pastries and grow slovenly, our hero must live the life of a Porcupine Hunted.
Lucidphoole prays at bushes, like a reformed druid.
Happy Go Lumpy will come back as a squirrel in the next life and run right up your pants leg.
Happy Go Lumpy contrasts two guys in a gorilla costumes with one fellow who just stopped shaving last month.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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