mortalenema won his good looks in a pie eating contest.
ClownSuitCowboy cries a lot when you take away his favorite chew toy.
fresh27 is getting nothing for Christmas because of this Photoshop. Also for causing AIDS. And war, too.
SHOH often sneaks into Canada to purchase illegal chocolate.
Worldmaker hates freedom and democracy, but only because they pick him last for softball.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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