According to youth pastors, Christian musicians, church-hired marketing teams and anyone else who is trying to make religion "cool," Jesus was The Original punk rocker/extraterrestrial/hipster/zombie (LOL)/guild leader/anything that kids like. A tie-in campaign for Man of Steel even proclaimed Jesus "The Original Superhero," though with his skill set it seems more like he was the Original Video-Game Healer Character. Regardless, the SA Goons went with the Superhero thing.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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