FranklinPCombs wrestles with the sombrero-clad alligators of his conscience every day.
Grenck believes predicate nominatives were invented on a Hollywood soundstage by the NSA.
gvonpaul knows that the sandworms and the spice are one in the same.
occamsmonkey never expected to get chlamydia when he volunteered to save the village from the menace of the Scorpion Cave.
Nihixul was a big fan of the novelization of the Lord of the Rings movies.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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