entitysix has a rational fear of chimneys and their familiars.
deathmachine puts mp3s in his ears.
softbomb invents what shall soon become the ultimate domestic tool for 50 something housewives.
Halite has a hidden room where he keeps his Edward Koch memorabilia.
Allison doesn't live here anymore!
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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