Bolt Vanderhuge borrowed these colors from a dead hooker.
Like Jikes, I believe the best movies are about rival magicians.
Sunny Sixkiller wiped the sweat from his furled brow knowing he had done right by his people.
Lump Sum dropped his wallet in the toilet and had to ask for a new library card, and for some reason he told the librarian that it was because he dropped his wallet in the toilet, then as he was leaving he thought, "why in the world did I tell her? "
spacemountain continues to bring ample qualities of funk and noise (the good kind).
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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