Hackneyed History

This week we take another look back at history, that glorious globe of time that happened just prior today's date and going back several thousand years to the time when Jesus rode dinosaurs. I asked the Something Awful Forum Goons to look at it with the steely cross-eyed gaze of a Hollywood idiot, making subtle adjustments to improve the entertainment value. Here is some of what they came up with:

SomewhatFraudulant is disarming Ceasar. :O

Captain Nellio captures the hardships and dangers faced by our most intrepid Founding Father.

Bio! was expelled from college for making this.

Damn, Gina. Er, I mean eightcell.