AfricanBurrito is just here to depress everyone because he's a depressing guy.

bunky sometimes mows the lawn for his neighbor Dracula, the King of all Vampires.

Burke spends most of his time committing insurance fraud and eating ice cream.

damnhooligan

If I was ever fighting a vampire and, you know, winning, right before I stab the stake into his heart I would yell, "how do you want your stake?" and then I would stab him before he answers and say "well done I guess!" Anyway Deep Hurting made this picture.

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