Misinterpreted Movie Titles (Part 2 of 2)

Twitch once penetrated every orifice of a Jack-o-Lantern.

AlmostSmart often wonders what Orson Welles would have been like if domesticated.

foetus66 has the right idea about people who sing songs for no reason. FIRE THEM ALL, I SAY!

AlbertHerring drags a wooden coffin with him to every Wild West town he visits. He keeps his porn in it.

Let us conclude things with this excellent DrakeLake image that sums this theme up pretty darn good.

If you can believe it, and I think you can if you look in your heart (not literally because that would probably require severe body mutilation), you'll find the courage to understand that we are now done for the week. Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons as always, because they made these pictures. That's right, people on our forums made these pictures. Amazing how that works out. Thanks for reading and please stop by again next week when I accidentally post recipes by mistake.

And remember, if you want to totally embarrass your wall and make it look like a big loser, be sure to stop by J-List and buy some scary calendars of Asian girls doing ridiculous things for allegedly erotic purposes. Or you can just get one with pictures of sushi, if that's your fancy. Don't be shy sailor, I know what turns you on!

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)