Barnabus recently purchased a 60% share in Booger Industries.
Lemon has the mutant ability to absorb peoples weaknesses. That's why he has so many STDs and can't read.
Nakar made this prequel to a movie about murderous boots and bad acting.
I'll crash SolidKZ into my fist if he doesn't straighten up his act.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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