Create a folder on your desktop named Illegal Files.
For the purposes of this tutorial, I will assume that you're running Windows 95.
Now select all of the illegal video game files on your computer. Move them into the Illegal folder.
Drag the folder to one side of the screen until part of it runs off the edge.
Now your illegal game files are almost entirely hidden. We're nearly there!
Move your mouse until the cursor rests on top of the folder, causing it to vanish completely.
Congratulations! Even the most clever hacker can't find your illegal video game files now!
Tales of Berseria
Excuse me, I think you dropped this! *running, panting, frantically waving a "K" in the air* 7/10
Resident Evil VII: Biohazard
A game system hasn't scared me this much since my 3DS switched its camera on and displayed my slouching, unshaven self from the most unflattering angle possible during setup. 8/10
Gravity Rush 2
This time, gravity rushes back! 6/10
Some people say Yakuza is Shenmue if Shenmue was a good video game, but I like to think it's Sonatine if Sonatine was a great video game. 8/10
Poochy & Yoshi's Woolly World
I know what you're thinking, and yes, it is literally just a miniature wool sweater packaged in a 3DS game case. 7/10
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
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