Two legends face to face, both agreeing to speak only using quotes from their games. In this first installment of Legend On Legend, the greatest soldier-spy of all time gets real with the most iconic figure in gaming history.
Solid Snake: Why are you calling me brother? Who the hell are you?
Mario: It's a-me, Mario!
Solid Snake: What are you trying to say?
Mario: Here we go!
On How They Got Mario's Password
Solid Snake: How did they get your password?
Mario: Ah spaghetti... ah ravioli...
Solid Snake: You must be a real threat in the muktuk eating contest.
Mario: Oh, yeah! Mario time! Woo hoo!
Solid Snake: You wanna pull each other's ears?
Solid Snake: What is it? Revenge?
Solid Snake: People call mercenaries like us "Dogs of War." But you're different. You are a Wolf... You will die the proud wolf you are.
Mario: Thank you so nice! Meow meow!
Solid Snake: Are you telling me Naomi was working with the Pentagon?
Solid Snake: Metal... Gear?
Mario: Super Mario Galaxy! Thank you so much for playing my game!
Solid Snake: Why should I be stupid enough to do that? I'm no patriot.
Mario: Hoo-Hah-Hoo! Ow! Wow! I'm-a tired...
Solid Snake: Am I going to die?
Mario: Bye bye!
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
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