Maybe it's time to die. Have you thought of that? When you can't tell whether it's day or night, I don't know, that's a pretty big hint that it's time to die.
This post reminds me of Lowtax four years ago actually.
Hey I agree with this post actually. Who submitted this? What the hell is wrong with you?
Well, you are kind of living too long...
I'd hate to be the CompUSA technician that handles this one.
Solution: Murder everyone over 65.
This is a forum, not a boat, ma'am.
THANKS GRANDMA.
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