"rts001" will try anything to draw attention away from the rest of his lumpy, unwashed head.

It's a rotten day for a white wedding.

Flounder Face and Caveman Curtis are not only handsome, but they also provide important clues to the evolution of life on Earth.

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"Hello ladies, remember that show Weinerville? Nah, me neither."

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