The YMCA is a pretty fucked up place.
Yheah those 12 year olds. Too old for my blood!
Jeusus Christ.
See it's okay because he likes 20 year olds too.
You know, the YMCA is taking applications...
Yeah he fucked you up good and now that gives you an excuse to have your way with little boys as well. See how that works?
That's okay, we've heard enough.
Ugh.
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