The fancy new Xbox 360 came out this week, and depending on who you ask the most popular launch title is either Product Shortage Anger or That Black System Error Screen.
Go rot in... the alamo?
I have a feeling he works at Gamestop. It's just a hunch.
Super cool hint: Don't admit to playing 50 Cent Bulletproof.
If this is the biggest tragedy in your life I envy you.
Then after a few weeks of getting bored of the launch titles your credit card bill comes and a new round of questions which you ask yourself begin!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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