It might also have to do with the fact that they've gone a very large portion of their lives with little to no attention from any sane male.
Beautiful. I shed a teardrop of pure bacon grease in honor of this lovely soliloquy.
e) The remote control, car keys, and cellphone nestled between the many fatrolls around her waist.
There's a joke in here somewhere about honey glazed ham.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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