Go to jail.

Join "kroboz" in jail. Then we'll see a thread like, "OMG GUYS MY CELLMATE IS A GOON!"

I LIKE WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE THEY WERE JUST DRAGGED THROUGH A WAL MART PARKING LOT.

Good work, King Internet.

All kidding aside, the anime forum truly is horrible.

On the SA Forums we are secure in our desire to have sex with men.

Pot, the most important meal of the day.

"Lowtax" sure does ban a lot of people.

NO ONE CARES.

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