What a pleasent surprise! It's a visit from our good friend Cute Gurl v2.0!

I think you need to talk to "Lauren" up there.

This is probably one of those faggots that reads the SA Forums but still thinks forum invasion is funny. Holy shit dude you're talking like Jeff K! That's hillarious here in 2004!

Striving to be a respected Counter-Strike player is like waiting for a good Adam Sandler movie. It just ain't gonna happen kid. And if it does, nobody is going to care about it.

What is so great about playing leaked betas? Shit, I don't even really like playing the games that do get finished.

This is surely an internet conspiracy. Get the FBI on this case immediately!

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