Petition Spot
Worthless online petitions, YEAH! With comments, DOUBLE YEAH!
Bring back Zubaz!
Make the guys at the gym stop laughing at me!
Give Conky from Pee Wee's Playhouse his own show!
Make this rash go away!
Make pets wear business suits!
Give me back my son!
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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