eBay
The world's largest auction site is unsurprisingly also home to some of the most inept people on the planet.
YOU INSANE SON OF A BITCH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
Yeah, but she never accounts for wind speed or bullet drop.
Are you suggesting that someone on the Internet called little-ol-me might be morbidly obese?!
eBay is the center of flirting expertise.
They must have upped sucker production to every 30 seconds or so.
hng yorslf fom a wndmill LOOLOLOL
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