This must be what Carrot Top feels like when he thinks of a new joke but has nobody to tell it to.
Some people like to make love normally and some like to get shit everywhere. Diversity is what makes people special.
Whatever happened to just kicking peoples asses?
Just hang in there, blooddick.
I like to think some discovery like this is how Skid Row got its name.
Take the glass jug off your blender and use that little blade part that spins around real fast.
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