It would have been nice if "Anonymous" didn't one-up everyone else with the very first post.
"A pain in the butt" indeed!
The simplest solution would be to get a new body.
Please say there's some huge margin of error on this thing.
Your concern is touching but weird.
I think he already knows the answer in his heart.
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