Star Banter
Some people seem to think a celebrity will respond to any creepy post mentioning their name. I doubt it. Still haven't heard back from Mark Hamill.
Check yourselves before you wreck yourselves.
Now ladies, I'm sure there's enough whoever-that-is for all of you.
I'm sure Chingy is dying to meet up with someone called "lady moo"
Then it's settled.
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
You're not a man until you can plug the toilet.
That's it for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Kirei, Popcorn Nihilist, puffery, Lamb Scam, Anarchist Duck!, Backstage Larry, Crandle, El_Geeko, Svartvit, RoboBlaster, Mighty Stalker, Karl Tacheron, The_Onion, rivetz, dumbbell, and MULE CHEW 400.
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