So they ripped off our forums, hate and bash us constantly, and have the ego the size of Marlon Brando's bloated corpse. I don't know about you folks but based on what they post on their forums, this just doesn't add up. I mean, come on, Style Points? You've got to be fucking kidding me.
I love the Living with Style forum because they pay me fake currency to post absolute shit on the internet!
The best thing right now is for your parents to simply give up and start on a new kid.
Kill yourself already you fuck. You read the article. Or did you not understand those directions?
I love to suck cock.
"ryanIdium's" biggest dream in life is to be dominated by a horse wearing leather combat boots and brandishing a whip. I saw him the other day rubbing his nose up and down a horse cock shaft.
You will never see any post on Living with Style that starts with, "So I went to work today." It will always be some variation of, "So I rolled out of bed, put on a Homestarrunner shirt, and cried for eight hours straight."
Hahahaha those Something Awful fucks! They can afford things!
This is a perfect example of today's youth. It's not, "Will my friend be alright?" or "How do I make it up to my friend?" It's "What's going to happen to me?"
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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