I like sunsets better.
Best idea so far.
*Takes shit* I think you'll find us wolves to be much more civilized than lowly humans. *Eats own shit*
"Any hints on licking my own crotch and eating my young would be very helpful as well, thank you."
This reminds me of some kind of awesome future sport and I wish I invented it.
Human sons of bitches, what are they trying to pull? Getting all evolved and smart and shit, what a joke.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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