Cool-Teens
Here is this week's token teen forum, Cool-Teens. Like many of the braindead teen forums we have featured over the years Cool-Teens does not fail to entertain.
Oh "reefermadness", you should be there for your sad friend. Help him with his piss stream problems.
Yeah it's a great club! Initiation is a cinch. Just open your mouth and close your eyes and try not to vomit.
Sounds "hot".
"GeeWizzPa" is a sex pro. He should be teaching sex education in the schools!
On the oven cooking your man some dinner.
You have a rectal inflamation. The only known cure is anal sex.
GAY! GAY! He's got the GAY!
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