I've said it before and I'll say it again, people who shit their pants have great comedic tastes.
Uhm, I don't know, do your taxes?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BOY GROWS UP WITHOUT A FATHER.
Notice that in all of these stories a father is never mentioned. COINCIDENCE?! I think not!
I weep for humanity.
Whatever you say "Scott". I'll shoot off an email right away!
Why? Because I'm a fucking freak!
"Prince Poop-A-Lot" is a true hero.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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