I'd like to have a few words with whoever is funding this ill-conceived endeavor. Those words being: What, the, and fuck.
Not all lesbians are hot. Told ya.
Here's one: Go to hell, you fat motherfucking son of a bitch with your bigass head and your disgusting neck looking like a pack of fucked up hotdogs.
A thought so nice he said it twice.
I'm pretty sure she's going to find out she's getting fat, dude.
"horrified" lives on top of a mountain.
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