These are the best Irish potatoes I have ever had.

I'm glad his IP is logged because I'm sending his ass to internet prison.

Keeanu Reeves is going to eat puffy cheetos and make lewd comments to passing women the whole film.

Much like watching an actual episode of Star Trek, I have no clue what's going on nor do I care.

Thank you for posting on the internet!

I don't know who Jane Hill is but her hair must be something grand.

Another Jane Hill masterpiece.

Haha! Please, I'm holding ice tea here!

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