Yes! Right there! Where the moon usually is! Do you see it?
Under other circumstances I would find this slightly humorous but something tells me that these guys are being serious.
Open and shut case gentlemen.
I hope purple church is slang for penis and you have some really cruel friends.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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