Monstrous Misprints

Most of us know the haunting sensation of looking at advertisements or catalogs and reading the text descriptions that go alongside the pictures. It's a familiar feeling, and if you don't know what it's like than you're probably either illiterate or the next Josef Stalin. Occasionally, though, the all too human writers of said advertisements and catalogs make mistakes, and terror results. We decided to gather up some ads, and then insert secret messages as though the ad designers were drunk or on the verge of a massive breakdown. Fans of common knowledge will instantly say, "Hey, doesn't Conan O'Brien do this all the time on his show?" The answer is of course a resounding no. You're very confused, because this has never been done before. Okay, so it has, but it's not like you have to pay for this, you lousy jerks. I could insult you all night but unfortunately I'd just get fired, so instead let's look at what our sweet, sweet forum goons came up with!