Jones Soda vs. Something Awful
I previously thought Jones Soda was supposed to be "cool" and "hip." Now I find out they're "assholes" with "lawyers." Watch as they attempt to sue us!
Sumo Omni Chair Review
The nice, nice people at Sumo Lounge International won't stop sending me free chairs until I review one, so here you go!
Another Awful Energy Drink Review Roundup (Part II) (Part 2)
Once again, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka and Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen drink and review more things unfit for human consumption: energy drinks! This is part II, dummy.
Another Awful Energy Drink Review Roundup (Part I) (Part 3)
Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka and Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen drink and review more things unfit for human consumption: energy drinks!
Jack Thompson Reviews Grand Theft Auto IV
The first honest, truthful review of the smash hit violent murder simulator game Grand Theft Auto IV has appeared, courtesy of Jack Thompson at Something Awful!
Energy Drink Roundup Spotlight: JOLT ENERGY! (Part 4)
Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka reviews the feel-good sensation of JOLT ENERGY's product line, because some clueless person mailed them to us for free!
Surviving Disney World, Part II
Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka concludes his enchanting, thrilling Disney World vacation guide which nobody will read because he speaks about himself in third person.
Surviving Disney World, Part I
Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka survives the horrible hardships of Disney World to bring you fellow men this exciting, informative guide of lies.
Thank you IFC, Whitest Kids U Know!
I think IFC and The Whitest Kids U Know for giving us cold hard cash in exchange for running an advertising campaign! Win / win!
Of Sex and Childbirth, Part I
Haha when you have sex a wiener enters the hole where the woman pees, oh man that's great!!!
A Day In the Life of Axle
The most dramatic depressed furry Livejournal video ever!
Network Solutions Lacks Solutions for Domain Name Hijacking
Some random goober took advantage of a hole in Network Solutions' security, redirecting our site for up to a week. Then, to top it all off, they're real big jerks about it too.
The Great Energy Drink Review Roundup 2008! (Part 5)
13 exciting / horrible bastardizations of science are consumed and reviewed in a dramatic display of contempt for humanity.
