Fallout 76: The Absolute DEFINITIVE Review!
I don't want to turn off any prospective buyers or Fallout fans, but '76 seems to possess a myriad of questionable decisions that, at best, can hamper certain quests, and at worst, hamper absolutely everything else. I've chosen to list a small number of bugs and poor game design decisions encountered during my exhaustive trip through the wasteland.
Something Awful is Getting Sued, And It's All Thanks to Hitler
A shitbag law firm named "Higbee and Associates" assaults me with a legal threat for "up to $150,000" because somebody on the Something Awful Forums linked to an image of Hitler, a file that is hosted on the third-party site Imgur. No, I am not making this up, and even if I was, I could not come up with something this stupid.
My Ongoing Battle Recovering From Catholicism; I Jacked It To the JC Penny's Catalogue
I'll be the first to admit that, during my teenage years, I jacked off while looking at JC Penny's catalogues. Hell, I still do. The absolute only time I can get off anymore is when I force my wife to dress up like a JC Penny's catalogue. She doesn't really enjoy it, but it gives me an excuse to temporarily unchain her from the radiator.
BREAKING NEWS: Stupid Ass Teenager Mortally Injured In Stupid Ass Viral Challenge
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
Infallable Solutions to End All Gun Violence
Gun violence has grown so uncontrollably that for each individual resident of Chicago, three of them are shot to death every single day, sometimes repeatedly. This is an incredibly unsettling trend that has, in no way, been happening everywhere and growing at a steady rate for the previous six million decades. Fortunately, I know how to solve it.
Silencing Alex Jones is a Threat to America's Freedom and Democracy!!!
After years and years of putting up with (and promoting) Jones' shit garbage idiot crap, a few of the tech industry bigwigs got together and said "hey, maybe this person who is objectively the dumbest human being to ever get launched out of a vagina, should not be on our social media platforms." Wow! What a crazy and absolutely revolutionary idea!
WE'VE REPLACED THE ENTIRE INTERNET WITH MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON EATING POPCORN DOT GIF
WORDS ARE OUTLAWED. COMMUNICATION IS ILLEGAL. ALL OUR THOUGHTS AND IMAGES ARE NOW MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON EATING POPCORN DOT GIF.
Official Something Awful MERCHANDISE MADNESS!!!
What's cooler than spending your hard-earned cash on a bunch of crap with the sole purpose of turning you into a walking website advertisement? NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT.
My Interview with Jordan Peterson
We were able to recently sit down and interview the men's rights icon, Jordan Peterson, in this exclusive interview.
