Confessions of a World's Ugliest Dog Owner
Take a step into the chilling world of competitive dog ugliness.
ThinkGeek.com's Worst Christmas Gifts of 2012
All the best of this year's overpriced, irritating novelties.
This Year in Professional Horse Diving
Find out what's happening in the world of America's 12th most popular extreme animal exhibition.
The Redemption of Spooky Steve's Halloween Sound Effects Album Reviews
Spooky Steve returns for this fourth update in his ongoing look at holiday audio entertainment.
Mitt Romney's Last-Minute Debate Notes
In this Something Awful exclusive, learn what's going through the mind of America's 65-year-old multi-millionaire comeback kid as he prepares for a captive nation eager to collect their Halo 4 avatar awards for sitting through hours of non-answers and patronizing smirks.
Let's Throw Chris Brown into an Active Volcano
It's the right thing to do, and the right guy to do it to.
Welcome to The 'Cheese.
Hey kid. Looks like this is your first day at the old Chuckaroonie. Yeah, I prefer to not give my actual name -- already got too many people that know I work here. I don't care about your story, but the only reason you're talking to me is because I did fifteen in the can for manslaughter.
A Bunch of Things Bill Gates Actually Said that You Should Share with Your Facebook Friends
Lessons in life, from the master of money.
A History of Asinine Presidential Nicknames
A history of embarrassing Presidential nicknames throughout the ages.
Channel Zero Teen News
Channel Zero offers news from the teen point of view. Join our team of accomplished teen investigative reporters as they educate and entertain about issues most relevant to teens, like shopping, hanging out, planking, and suicide.
10 Additional Tiers from the Penny Arcade Kickstarter
In this Something Awful exclusive, check out what the Kings of Webcomicry plan on bringing to their most benevolent fanatics.
Let's Make This Haunted House a Haunted Home
When the ghosting gets rough, this family doesn't get going.
ATTN: Goonies -- I 'M' Good Enough
Your favorite '80s archetypes are back and here to raise a ruckus!
E3 2012 Predictions
You want the hottest secrets about the most important video game event of the year? Let Something Awful bring you exclusive information about the games you'll likely be complaining about on the Internet this November!
Demands from the Triple Amputee Extra
One man's struggle with being a unique voice of the film community.
Local Woman Enjoys Warm Meal
Find out what all the buzz is about down at Mr. McDonald's restaurant.
The Friends with Benefits Fellowship Ends as of Today
Pastor Dave announces the loss of a popular Church program.
George Zimmerman's Neighborhood Watch Notes
Learn to protect yourself from dangerous teens through tips from the master of neighborhood defense.
Re: Your New "Hakuna Matata" Business Plan
One man's struggle to live the diseased jungle animal life in today's modern world.
Know Your Fetus with DEMOTIVATE-TOR
This plucky robot makes state-sanctioned humiliation easier than ever before!
Life Tips from an Extreme Couponing Spouse
Examine the other side of an extreme couponing partnership, straight from the husband's mouth.
Newt Gingrich Presents: Economics for Black People, Volume 1
Newt Gingrich extends a chubby hand to a race so desperately in need of his help.
The McCallister Trials
The true face of child-based slapstick is an ugly one indeed.
