Pinterest's Last Minute Christmas Crafts
You’ve got a hangover, three dollars, and fifteen minutes to get to grandma’s. Need gifts in a hurry? No problem. It’s craft time.
We Shall Rebuild This Country One Cheeto at a Time!
When was the last time you cool ranched? Do you still have what it takes to be nacho cheesier?
Welcome to Your First Apartment: Kitchen
Welcome. Like first amputation, first public flogging, you never forget first apartment. So much excitement. So much mold.
Before the Carrier Classic
The Carrier Classic, a basketball game played on the USS Carl Vinson Aircraft Carrier occurred on Friday. Magic Johnson, the President, camouflage jerseys. It was a wonderful way to honor the troops. But, believe it or not, the Carrier Classic is not the first time schools and military teamed for a glorious show of awkward patriotism.
Sexual Health Promises by Republican Candidates
As the Republican race gets heated up and a little frisky, each candidate envisions their morality ensuring, fun crushing utopia a little different.
Tim Allen has Returned
Grunt, brothers. Grunt. It is time for the barbwire fence between genders to be rebuilt, and we have the perfect Tool Man to help.
Available Treatments Offered at Campus Health Center
As the primary caregiver within the university, you are responsible for helping thousands of students throughout the school year. To streamline the process and allow you to assist as many students as possible, here is a list of all ailments and corresponding treatments you are to encounter.
Look but don't touch my tongue rings.
Sure, you’re getting some college degree, but why don’t you turn up the Lawrence Welk and learn about the day I got four tongue rings.
I'm your new dorm roommate and I already hate you.
I didn't bring my copper stealing gear and feral rottweiler here so that some mildly autistic turd like you could claim bottom bunk.
Top Picks of 2011 MBA Draft
The 2011 Master Degree in Business Administration Draft is over. Here's this year's top picks.
State Fair Scavenger Hunt
Suffer the heat and BO to win this year’s scavenger hunt. If you’ve ever wondered where the world’s Wheel of Fortune fans let loose or desired to see a live episode of Maury unfold before your very eyes, then go. Bring your camera, this list, and your sense of adventure and see how much you see.
Timeline of 2011 NFL Lockout
For five months the owners and players have argued, fought, and sent awkwardly spelled tweets at one another. Now, with the lockout possibly coming to an end, it’s time to take a look back at the trivial squabbles that have gained the attention of about seven people
The Eight Commandments of Extreme Couponing
To those that are lonely, dejected, retired with too much time on your hands, hear me and obey. Though you need not the discount, need not the free one if you buy four at full price, with every nickel you save off the price of Sunny Delight, you too are saving yourself.
Alternative endorsements for Subway's Green Lantern avocado sub
Green Lantern bombed, but the advertising gurus that created Jared and the $5 Footlong have a few backups.
Which Bouquet-Humper is right for you?
In this issue of Bouquet-Humping Monthly we've sure got a challenge for you! Two single hunks at the peak of their talent spill their guts in their search for a special hubba-hubba-hubba, and you, fabulous reader, get to pick whichever fits your fancy.
Rate My Instructor: Professor Oak (Part 4)
Student reviews of Pokemon expert Professor Oak.
Final Essay Grading Rubric
Here is your final essay. For an explanation of the grade please refer to attached rubric.
Letters from Anatomical Model (Female)
Dear Mama, just barely keeping my head above water doing day gigs in the back of a middle school classroom. Life is hard here in the city for an anatomical model, but I’ll be a big time Law & Order star soon. I promise.
Open Letter to my Unemployed Squirrel
Starting tomorrow, squirrel, you’re cut off. On your own. That means no more rides, no more acorns, no more free Block Buster rentals.
Spring Break Homework
Congratulations on making it this far in the semester. But just because you do not have to see me, does not mean you can quickly slide back into your mongoloid modes of life. Here is your homework.
Troubleshooting Interactive Grandpa v5.2
Thank you for buying Interactive Grandpa v5.2, the most interactive grandfather program available for public use. We are sorry for any inconvenience. Listed are the solutions to the most common Grandpa related errors.
Rate My Instructor: Ms. Frizzle (Part 1)
Student reviews of elementary teacher (and school bus driver) Ms. Frizzle
Writer's Conference Schedule of Events
Learn everything you need to know about writing during our busy day of events
Rate My Instructor: Professor X (Part 2)
Students past and present review Professor Charles Xavier.
Funland's SillyTime Ride Release Form
Funland is not responsible for loss of life/bowels, conversion to foreign, exotic religions, or the immediate desire to purchase a Coldplay CD (available at giftshop.)
