Winter Is Just Your Life in Hard Mode
For the next few months, your life ramped up the difficulty setting.
How Different College Majors Handle Finals
Every major has their own preference on how to crack under the pressure.
Dear Library, Please Forgive the Following Fines
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
5 Hottest College Football Uniform Trends
See them here first before they make it to the field.
Attention: Global Ban on all Breaking Bad Halloween Costumes
Your costume is is the Halloween equivalent of a CSI rerun on TNT.
Do You Know When to Say "It's Just Allergies"
Sometimes it’s helpful to explain your allergies, other times you just need to apologize for sneezing on someone’s face.
Time to Dedicate Yourself to Your #facialhair! Now!
Time to let your pimples bubble and swell under your beard like some acne Machu Picchu.
Appropriate Levels of Guilt from Sleeping In Too Late
A helpful guide for coping with your inability to function like an adult.
Time to Convince Yourself that Your Summer Wasn’t Wasted
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
When is it time to do laundry?
A helpful guide for anyone who hasn’t quite figured it out.
How to Explain eSports to Normal People
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
2015's Best Songs (for Specific Ocassions)
A compilation of the best tracks (and runner-ups) for specific moments in your life. No monkey business.
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Cricket Chirp Thermometer [Advanced Techniques]
The most advanced and up-to-date method of checking the temperature from cricket noises.
Tan Line Database: W Entries
Your number one resource for all types of summer tan lines.
Spotify's New Income Generating Updates
With the addition of Apple Music on the horizon, Spotify's new changes are certain to make the free service more profitable.
Review of the Five Newest IPAs in Town
With an average of 40 IPAs added every day, it can be difficult to taste them all
What Your Wedding Gifts Say About You
Make sure that the half-baked, last minute gift you bring to the next wedding isn't misinterpreted!
What to Say to Stay Inside
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
Stink Bug Facts
Important information on the most populous animal on earth and perhaps the universe.
How to Pull an All-Nighter
The perfect strategy for those delusional enough to think that months of work can be accomplished in ten consecutive hours.
Adopt These Discount Kitties
Amazing kitties available at your local humane society.
The Rings of Online Gamer Hell
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
What your professor means when they cancel class
The only thing that matters is that you don't have to show up.
Please go home if you're sick.
Unless we need a real life example of what that green gas in The Rock does to a human body, you aren’t really offering much to the workplace.
Nabokov's Lolita annotated by Genius.com
What if SparkNotes were written by the people who need to read SparkNotes? It's here.
Tricks for Buying Super Rare Amiibos
Ten amazing tricks to finding the season's hottest nerd trinkets. [100% confirmed] [Uncle works at Nintendo]
