Sender, Berl & Sons, submitted by me. With that murderous bastard SARS on the loose, none of us are safe. Hell, I don't leave the house without first putting on a ski mask and strapping a firearm to my waist. Sure, it's very difficult to enter a store or bank without getting tackled, but better safe than dead I always tell people. I've been wondering where the hell SARS came from. At first I figured maybe the planet Mars, since they share a very similar name. Then I read this site and learned that SARS was created by the Chinese government as a bio-weapon meant to undermine the growing influence of the New World Order. An explanation that logical sure did make me feel like the world's biggest fool. My magic school bus ride of learning didn't stop there, not with these crazy nutcases at the wheel!
THE TRUTH ABOUT SARS ULTIMATELY WILL EMERGE (THERE ARE NUMEROUS CASES IN THE U.S.) AND IF BUSH DOESN'T GET THE MESSAGE THAT HE NEEDS TO REMOVE HIMSELF FROM IRAQ, PERHAPS SOMEONE WILL BE KIND ENOUGH TO POINT OUT THAT THIS IS HOW CHINA SPEAKS, AS EVIDENCED IN THE EMPEROR AND THE ASSASSIN. TO HIGHLIGHT OUR POINTS, WE HAVE ADDED IN THE GRAPHIC BELOW RECOMMENDED SELECTION I AND II. IN PREPARING THIS MATERIAL ORIGINALLY FOR INTERNAL PURPOSES WE WERE STARTLED AT WHAT WE HAD WRITTEN ON SEPTEMBER 29, 2002 REGARDING CHINA AND WNV. DUE TO THE ABRASIVE ATTITUDE OF PRESIDENT BUSH, HIS TEAM AND HIS NWO CONTROLLERS, SENDERBERL INTERPRETS CHINA HAS LEAP FROGGED WNV TO A TRUE BIO-WEAPON GRADE ATTACK THAT WE BELIEVE WILL HIT THE NWO WHERE IT HURTS: THE GLOBAL ECONOMY
Folks, if you found that to be as unreadable as the average Livestock update, then you aren't alone. This entire site is nearly unreadable. It's like a group of lunatics got together and decided to make a site of magnetic conspiracy poetry. Alternating font, font color, and font sizes further degrades the readability of this wonderful site. The pain just goes on and on and on in a never-ending underground mineshaft car ride of terror... and adventure! Just take a look at their clear and concise look at Bush's hunt for Weapons of Mass Destruction in the dangerous land of Iraq:
SENDERBERL INTERPRETS THAT HE WILL 100% FIND THEM. HOW DO WE KNOW? UNTIL THE TRUTH OF 9-11 UNFOLDS, WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME THAT IF THERE WAS COMPLICITY IN 9-11 THEN IT IS A SLAM DUNK THAT US FORCES WILL STUMBLE UPON OR BE TOLD BY A SUITABLE PAWN EXACTLY WHERE TO FIND APPROPRIATE WMD (ALBEIT THE SALIENT DYNAMIC IS THAT NONE WERE DEPLOYED AGAINST U.S. FORCES EVEN THOUGH IRAQ WAS RENDERED MILITARILY IMPOTENT BY US TACTICS IN HAVING THE U.N. EMASCULATE IRAQ SO THAT THEY WOULD USE WMD). THE NWO HAS TO BE CAREFUL HOWEVER. ONE SLIP OR MISTAKE HERE AND ITS BACK TO SQUARE ONE OR ELSE FACE THE SPECTER OF SEEING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DEMAND THE TRUTH BEHIND 9-11! WILL BUSH TELL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO EAT CAKE? HIS POLL RATINGS HAVE FALLEN SIX POINTS. PERHAPS ITS BEST TO TELL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHAT HE SAID AND WE THINK HE MEANT IT SO THAT THEY CAN READY THEMSELVES FOR THE 2004 ELECTIONS. THE MISTAKE BUSH 43 WILL NOT MAKE THAT BUSH 41 MADE IS THAT BUSH 43 WILL LISTEN TO JIM BAKER. IF BUSH 41 DID, BILL CLINTON WOULD NOT HAVE WON IN 1992.
Holy involuntary spasms of Michael J. Fox! Truth about 9-11? Although it's not necessarily said, they do seem to insinuate that more is going on with 9-11 than what both the media reported, and I previously speculated. I guess it wasn't just a big TV ratings ploy like I theorized in my essay that circulated throughout the underground political radio stations of Northwest Indiana. Well, paint me the color of corrected – which I think is somewhat similar to chartreuse – because I'm not as quick on the bullshit draw as these guys!
If you get tired of reading their razor sharp take on current events, you can settle back and read an entire novel for free! "Recapturing America" is a fictionalized account of history as written by somebody so sharp they could undoubtedly uncover the secret profit motives and Machiavellian political ambitions of guests at a 5-year-old's birthday party. It also has the dumbest title graphic ever:
What genius did it take to make that awesome picture? Wow, rock the house with those spastic lines there, guy! What the hell do they represent? The turmoil this country is in, or the designer's status as a colossally untalented fruit? My vote is for both. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go immunize myself against SARs with the homemade vaccine I made out of peanut butter, grape jelly, and a special mold-covered bread I engineered over the course of two weeks.
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