Thule, submitted by Mind Comptroller. My search for more and more information on conspiracy theories brings me to lots of exciting and fun places on the Internet. is one of those places, although it's so bad at times it borders on parody.

Because this is Kali yuga, the age of ignorance, you were most likely conditioned, mind controlled and coerced by well meaning or evil parents, when you were young.

Between the ages of 4 and 8, they would have led you to believe an absolute load of crap, about death and dying, religion, science, geology, grave robbing archaeology, medicine, diet and every other subject you could think of asking them about.

So, unless you have taken lots of mind expanding psychedelic drugs or been touched by an "angel", you probably have not been able to extricate yourself from that early mind controlling conditioning.

Conspiracy theories have almost evolved to the point of modern folklore. These stories will be compiled, spun, and retold on the next generation of Geocities websites and futuristic spinning holographic GIFs.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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