Society for the Prac, submitted by . Who the hell are these raving idiots???I dont know how these people can complain about smut on the inter-net when their page has a photo of a giant masonry tit on its roof.

Insane christian turkeys drool on and on and on about wacky-ass shit that makes no sense to any normal human being. Here are a few samples of blatant idioicy that I saw on this Inter-net.

It appears as if it is the mark of nobility, decorousness and civicness for a people, society or nation to make laws by which to govern themselves. But a proper assessment of such an undertaking reveals just the opposite: it is the mark of heathenism. Contrary to what is generally thought, no nation or people should be in the business of endeavoring to govern themselves.

You do not have permission to enter the Inner Court of this website. Access is strictly denied to all who deny or hate God - to all atheists, homosexuals, lesbians, all immoral people, and all none believers in Christ, regardles of who you are. Heathens do not have the same priviledges and blessings as God's people.

It's important to remain conscious of the fact that satan had his origin in heaven, and is thoroughly familiar with the fact of the existence of God, heaven, the angels, hell and etc. Thus atheism is properly defined as a denial of the existence of God in the midst of full knowledge that God does indeed exist. Atheism knows God exists, it is quite familiar with that fact, but it says "under no circumstance or situation will I admit to God's existence."

Although homosexuality is at least as heinous as the crime of murder, it can be and is often more heinous than murder. When a person commits the crime of murder, he may not murder but one person and may never commit the crime again. Or even if he murders 10 or a 100 people, at some point his murders stop. But homosexuals often remain such their entire lives and they may commit the act hundreds of time. They may also spread the AIDs virus to many innocent people who may die from the AIDs.

These shitbags also have a registry you can sign, only I assume you're only welcome to do so if you kill a few dozen non-Christians every day before breakfast. Now screw off and let me go buy some new boards and roofing putty for my toolshed. And I have to buy shingles too, and a gas can and I gotta steal some carpet samples too.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)

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