Vanguard News Network, submitted by R-Lo. The moment I took a dive into this site I knew it was getting added to my bookmarks. The Vanguard News Network provides "uncensored" news. My definition of the word must be a bit off, because it seems to me that they accuse Jews and Jazzbos (as they mysteriously refer to African-Americans at times) of some incredible secret manipulation of society as they comment on items in the news. However, there is a definite upside to the hate-filled rhetoric spewed out by the Vanguard News Network; they review movies.
Jurassic Park III has only one negro (who is eaten early in the film), and makes no reference to racial issues (none that I could see, and I was REALLY looking). However, it was executive-produced by Steven SPIELBERG, who, like his tribal brothers, has a specific and harmful agenda.
Don't bother seeing Jurassic Park III. It just isn't a very good movie. Instead, get a book about dinosaurs from the library, and read it with your kids. It'll be more fun, less expensive, and in the end, better for them.
That's right folks, head to your local library and pick up a copy of "The Kid's Big Book of Dinosaurs That Weren't Discovered By Filthy Yids". I don't know, the more of these movie reviews I read the more I believe these guys are just overeducated pretentious film scholars. Not every movie has to be a Bergman masterpiece you assholes, sometimes people like to just sit back and watch some crazy Jew puppets fight it out with a T-Rex.
Hey, let them know how much you appreciate their opinion.
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