Directed by
Hermann "Steamboat" Mankewicz
Dina Lohan
User Comments: the scaryest movie since ghost dad!!!! (more )
Writing credits:
Hermann "Steamboat" Mankewicz
Genre: Fantasy / Antics / Mummies (more )
Tagline: Three girls on three adventures equals ten times the fun!
Plot Outline: Three girls take an uncharted shopping trip to a mysterious party island. Little do they know, this island is home to mummies, magic, and a mysterious amulet which may give one of the girls a chance to reunite with her missing ghost... (more ) (view trailer )
Credited cast: | ||
Paris Hilton | .... | Paris Hillsmyersworth III |
Lindsay Lohan | .... | Lindsay Lohberry |
Ashley Olsen | .... | Mercedes Harrington |
Mary-Kate Olsen | .... | Mercedes Harrington (ghost form) |
Ashton Kutcher | .... | Volcano Prince |
Shaquille O'Neal | .... | Gambala the Shopping Genie |
Ben Stiller | .... | Gay Mummy #1 |
Owen Wilson | .... | Gay Mummy #2 |
Don Knotts | .... | Party Grandpa |
Lance Bass | .... | Romeo von Hunkboat |
William Hung | .... | Asian Beachcomber |
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A Night in Paris DVD Edition: Disc 2 (Canada )Muchachas Retardadas Ricas Locas (Mexico)Der Krazen Kuntz (Germany)
Runtime: USA: 67 min / Mexico: 67 min / Germany: 93 min
Country: USA
Language: "English" / Geniespeak
Color: Color (Spectraforce)
Sound Mix: 1.1 Around Sound
AMDB Trivia:
Paris Hillsmeyersworth III: The only thing I hate more than my parents getting killed by hurricanes is hurricanes.
Lindsay Lohberry: I think it's about time we escaped to Party Mountain Beach! (grabs breasts firmly)
Mercedes Harrington: Don't look now girls, but-
Paris Hillsmeyersworth III and Linsday Lohberry: (getting sucked into a hurricane) HURRICANES!Asian Beachcomber: What wrong with you, rady?
Paris Hillsmeyersworth III: You silly chimp, can't you see that we're shipwrecked and I broke a heel?
Asian Beachcomber : This no a bad place, rady. This Party Mountain Beach!
Paris Hillsmeyersworth III : Oh my God, this chimp can talk!Gambala the Shopping Genie: Shim Boom GAMBALA! (punches hole in mountain)
Asian Beachcomber: (rubs eyes and throws bottle of whiskey behind his back)Mercedes Harrington: I'll tell you why I came here; I came here to get my ghost back!
Volcano Prince: Well, you don't have a ghost of a chance at that!
Mercedes Harrington: (screams with madness)Volcano Prince: (claps hands) Summon the gay mummies.
Asian Beachcomber: (rubs eyes and throws bottle of whiskey behind his back)Paris Hillsmeyersworth III: So far the gay mummies have done our hair and let us complain about our boyfriends to them - what next?!
Gambala the Shopping Genie: Me no boombamba like this!
Lindsay Lohberry: Of course not, Gambala; you don't have hair, so they had to braid your skin!Gambala the Shopping Genie: Gambala want his mummy!
Gay Mummy #1: (mincing) Did sssomeone sssay my name?Paris Hillsmeyersworth III: Oh my god the porpoises are RAPING ME!
Asian Beachcomber: (rubs eyes and throws bottle of whiskey behind his back)Party Grandpa: It's a good thing you came to me, ladies. I know Party Mountain Island like the back of my hand!
Paris Hillsmeyersworth III: I'm relieved!
Party Grandpa: (looking at the back of his hand) Hmm... Never seen this before.
Paris Hillsmeyersworth III: (giggles)Party Grandpa: (slaps her in the labia) Don't cross me, you fucking swine! (more)
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