Wherein a raccoon-eyed 11 year old Shirley Manson doppleganger films herself pretending to talk on the phone for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. Thank God she saw fit to post the resulting video on the internet because now that I've seen it, I honestly can't imagine a world without it no matter how hard I try.
And the first commenter is...
"u suck ur so stupid"
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!