You have got to me fucking SHITTING me. I'd tell you what was going through my mind after watching this, but I'd rather tell you what's about to go through my mind. Namely, a bullet followed soon thereafter by fragments of my own skull. Jesus CHRIST. I need a drink.
"faggot your a sick weirdo fuck off dick face"
"Ahaha, have fun living with a flash-in-the-pan internet fad that's already been forgotten for the rest of your life."
"What are you going to say to someone when they see the tattoo?
lol yup I got a tattoo of some fag on the internet!"
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!