Frog Assassin
Head inside, nothing bad ever happens in churches.
Gaspy Conana
Oh, it's a burial vault/tomb. Not a church.
Frog Assassin
Well, then don't head inside. All kinds of bad things happen in tombs.
Irsh
Get your new dog friend to dig up both graves. Disturbing the dead is sure to bring good luck!
davestones
Bury one of the zombie corpses. Maybe it's like a reverse-Pet Sematary-type area, and they will come back to life as normal people.
appropriatemetaphor
Explore the tomb! Send rat in first since she's got a hardhat
Gaspy Conana
Three-Phase
TURN UP
THE RAAADDDDIIOOOO!
WE NEED THE MUSIC!
GIVE US SOME MORE!
Gaspy Conana
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