Tewratomeh presents to you the third picture of this article with weird multicolor crap in it.


The Human Crouton is my crunchy friend in a liquid broth.


I want to watch YouTube videos of angry people shouting about a Moonwalking bug in Triple20's Madden game.


vandelay industries found the source image for this contribution from Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: THIS ISN'T HOW THEY TEACH YOU TO PLAY IN COLLEGE!!!!!


The last contribution comes from Vault Zero, the 6th Planeteer (his element was pepperoni).

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